What is a breakfast ball?
A polite way to say your first tee shot never happened.
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Your unofficial caddie
You do not need a swing coach to learn what a mulligan is. You need one friend who explains golf like a normal person.
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Stupid Golf Questions
Why do I keep slicing?
Because the ball has seen your clubface and chosen violence.
Can I wear sneakers to the range?
Yes. Your shoes are not the reason that 7 iron is acting up.
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Your brutally honest but supportive caddie.
Mully answers the questions you would ask in the cart if everyone else was not pretending to understand golf.
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