Stupid question
What does fore mean?
Someone yells fore and everyone ducks except you
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First Round Basics
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What is a gimme putt?
Someone says that is good and you do not know whether to pick it up
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What does playing the tips mean?
Someone jokes about playing the tips and you pretend that means something
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What do tee box colors mean?
Your group asks which tees and you suddenly become a cart-path philosopher
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What is a breakfast ball?
Someone says breakfast ball on the first tee and everyone nods
Rules-ish
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What is a free drop?
Your ball is on a cart path and someone says you get relief
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What is out of bounds?
Your ball crosses the white stakes and everyone gets quiet
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What is a provisional ball?
You might be lost or out of bounds and do not want the walk of shame back to the tee
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What is ground under repair?
Your ball lands in a marked-off patch and you are not sure if golf is being merciful
Formats
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What is stroke play?
Someone asks the format and you only know that golf has too many formats
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What is match play?
The match is 2-up and you are wondering where the normal score went
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What is best ball?
You hear best ball and assume it means everyone plays from the best shot
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What is Stableford?
The format uses points and suddenly your scorecard looks like a board game
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What is a scramble?
You got invited to a scramble and said yes too fast
Course Strategy
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What is a lag putt?
You are forty feet away and someone says just lag it close
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What is a punch out?
Your ball is in the trees and the heroic shot is whispering terrible ideas
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What does lay up mean?
Everyone is talking about going for it and you see water, sand, and regret
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Chip vs pitch shot: what is the difference?
You are near the green and someone asks whether you are chipping or pitching
Course Knowledge
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What is course rating?
The scorecard lists course rating and slope rating like they are the same kind of hard
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What is stroke index?
The scorecard ranks every hole from 1 to 18 and someone says you get a stroke here
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What does honors mean in golf?
Everyone pauses at the next tee because one player has honors
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What is a dogleg in golf?
The fairway disappears around a corner and the tee sign calls it a dogleg
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What is a penalty area?
Your ball finds water and the group starts discussing red and yellow stakes
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What is a lateral hazard?
Someone calls the red-staked area a lateral hazard and you cannot find that term on the current rules sign
Scorecard Terms
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What is slope rating?
The scorecard has a slope number and it sounds like math homework
Simulator Stats
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What is carry distance?
The simulator shows carry and total and you are not sure which number picks the club
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What is total distance?
The screen gives you a bigger total number and you want to use it for every shot
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What is ball speed?
The launch monitor celebrates ball speed and you do not know what made it fast
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What is club speed?
Someone asks for your swing speed and the screen says club speed
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What is smash factor?
The simulator gives your swing a decimal score called smash factor
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What is launch angle?
The launch monitor gives the ball a takeoff angle like it is clearing a runway
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What is spin rate?
The screen shows thousands of RPM and you are not sure whether more is better
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What is peak height?
The simulator tells you how high the ball went and you wonder whether it passed
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What is descent angle?
The launch monitor grades the angle your ball returns to earth
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What is club path?
The simulator says your path is positive or negative without explaining the direction
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What is face angle?
The launch monitor says face to target and the number has a plus sign
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What is shot dispersion?
The simulator shows a cluster of dots and one glorious outlier
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What is attack angle?
The screen says angle of attack and you wonder what the club attacked
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What is dynamic loft?
The club says one loft and the launch monitor reports another
Equipment
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Stiff flex vs regular flex: what is the difference?
A club listing asks for shaft flex like you already know the answer
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What does golf ball feel mean?
A ball box promises soft feel and you are not sure what that changes
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What does golf ball spin mean?
A ball is labeled low spin or high spin without saying which shot
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What does golf ball distance mean?
Every ball box claims distance and none explains the tradeoff
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What is wedge bounce?
Two wedges have the same loft but different bounce numbers
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What is club gapping?
Two clubs go nearly the same distance and one yardage has no comfortable choice
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What is the hosel on a golf club?
Someone points to the neck of the club and calls it the hosel
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What is the heel of a golf club?
Impact tape says heel strike and you are looking at the wrong side of the face
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What do golf club grooves do?
Someone cleans a wedge groove by groove and you wonder whether it matters
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What is a hybrid golf club?
Your bag has a club that looks halfway between an iron and a wood
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Blade irons vs cavity back irons: what is the difference?
An iron wall offers blades and cavity backs like the choice is obvious
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3-wood vs 5-wood: what is the difference?
You need a fairway wood and the lower number looks automatically better
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Mallet putter vs blade putter: what is the difference?
The putter rack has tiny blades and heads shaped like small furniture
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Steel vs graphite shafts: what is the difference?
An iron fitting asks steel or graphite before you know what either changes
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What is golf shaft weight?
Two shafts share a flex label but one is twenty grams heavier
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What is golf shaft length?
A driver promises speed with a longer shaft but center contact gets harder
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What is shaft kick point?
A shaft description says high launch and low kick without explaining the bend
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What is golf shaft torque?
A shaft spec lists torque in degrees and lower sounds automatically better
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What is golf ball compression?
A ball comparison uses compression numbers like they are a speed requirement
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Two-piece vs three-piece golf balls: what is the difference?
A golf ball box counts layers but does not explain what you will notice
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What is club lie angle?
A fitting says upright or flat and you thought the sole was just on the ground
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What is club loft?
Two 7-irons have different lofts and produce different flights
Swing Fixes
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What is a fade?
Someone calls the shot a fade and you are not sure whether that means good slice
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What is a slice?
Someone calls the shot a slice and you thought it was just very committed to going right
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What is a draw?
Someone admires your draw and you thought the ball just moved left on purpose
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What is a hook?
The ball turns hard across the course and someone calmly calls it a hook
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What is a chilly dip?
Your chip barely moves and someone says you chilly dipped it
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What does compressing irons mean?
A lesson says to compress the ball and you picture trying to squeeze it with the clubface
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Why do I keep topping the ball?
The ball rolls 14 yards and you pretend that was the plan
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Why do I keep slicing?
The ball starts right, goes more right, and emotionally leaves the property
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