Stupid Golf Question
What do tee box colors mean?
Your group asks which tees and you suddenly become a cart-path philosopher
Plain answer first
The plain answer
Tee box colors separate different starting distances. The farther back the tee, the longer and harder the hole usually plays.
The NPG answer
They are difficulty settings for the course. You do not get extra points for choosing nightmare mode.
When it matters
It matters before the round starts, because the tees you choose affect pace, stress, and whether the day feels playable.
What to do next
Choose tees based on how far you actually hit the ball and what keeps the round moving.
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